I realize that I do not drive a perfect vehicle, however I do take pride in making sure that I take care of them as much as possible. So the fact that you have your car door lodged up against my vehicle disturbs me a bit. I'm not saying I've never had the wind catch my door and knock into someone but I am genuinely alarmed and apologetic. Yes, I am kindly waiting in front of my vehicle until you are done loading your car. No, I didn't say anything to you. I'm still in shock that you haven't said anything to me or removed your door. Thankfully I get a phone call... aaahhhhhh saved my the bell! You then close your door and get into the drivers seat. Yay, I get to load my groceries into my newly chipped paint vehicle (please note my sarcasm)! Oh but wait! That's not all! First you have to roll down your window and throw out your fluorescent lime green trash with bug guts all over it! I only know this because yours truly was gracious enough to pick up your trash. It's no problem really, and you are totally welcome because if you knew I absolutely know you would have said thank you.
Your grateful to have a vehicle, amazed at God's creation, sometimes I get dressed in the dark too,
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